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I'm Michelle. Joe's trophy wife. He’s pretty Ok. And he’s quite handsome. Mother to his three demon spawn, Briannah; our little drama queen diva and Adam & Spencer, AKA Seek & Destroy. Between the five of us, we are dealing with severe allergies, asthma, anxiety, dangerously low iron, road rage and the inability to share and play nice together. I’m a complainer, and a bit of a hypochondriac. I have the webmd iPhone app just in case I need to diagnose myself anywhere, anytime. I believe in past lives, soulmates, God, ghosts, and that everything happens for a reason. I don’t believe in Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster, though. They can’t possibly be that elusive. I believe that using profanity is an art form. I lack that filter that stops you from saying things you shouldn't say, hateful, inappropriate things.... Especially around people that irritate me. Which, is damn near everyone. My grandma blames it on my "colorfulness", my aunt says it's cause I'm a bitch. I lean to the left, liberally. I’m loud and bossy and prone to crazy. I'm neurotic and was once told I was alarmingly anti-social. I am not a nice person but people think I am cause I tend to do nice things. I can be manipulative, mean and vulgar. While I believe in forgiveness and second chances, I can hold a grudge like nobody’s business. My best qualities are also my worst. That statement makes perfect sense to anyone that knows me. My favorite food is lemonheads. My best friend is a stinky boy and I've made it my goal in life to marry him off to someone that doesn't irritate me. Spiders and birds freak me out. I have the best family and friends anyone could ask for. I'm pretty awesome.
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The thing I am most aware of is my limits. And this is natural; for I never, or almost never, occupy the middle of my cage. My whole beings surges towards the bars.

-- Andre Gide